Someone sent me this 'quiz'

Set your music player on random and answer the questions with whatever song title comes up (oookay... kinda amusing tho')

1. Will you have a happy life?

Unknown (Tortoise)
great... my music player gives me magic 8-ball shit

2. What do your friends really think of you?

The Sky Above, The Field Below (Explosions In The Sky)
... wha... ?

3. Do people secretly lust after you?

Each Time I Bring It Up It Seems To Bring You Down (Lambchop)
oh, haha, very funny

4. How can I make myself happy?

The Wait (American Analog Set)

5. What should I do with my life?

Vaggvisa För Flyktbenägna (Lullaby For Escapists) (Björn Olsson)
now if only escapism was a profession...

6. Why must life be so full of pain?

All You Ever Do Is Walk Away (Magnetic Fields)
deep

7. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

10 Miles To Go On A 9 Mile Road (Jim White)
hwah?

8. Will I die happy?

Take Me Somewhere Nice (Mogwai)
hm...

9. What do you think happiness is?

Diana Ross (The Concretes)
ok, this quiz sucks