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"My
bio... Alexis is telling me I have to write this even though it's
her site. Oh well. I personally don't find myself interesting
enough for an entire site, nor for the blurb of a biography I'm 'bout
to educate y'all with. Yea yea, anyway, let's go ahead and start.
I was
born June 7th, 1983, in Orlando, Florida. I moved all over Florida
untill we eventually moved to Satellite Beach when I was aboot 6 years
old.
So, um, that would be like, 1989, yea, that's it. Anywho, lived there for
a while and did stuff. 'What kind of stuff,' you say? Well, hold on
to your
ass crack
'cuz I'm about to tell ya. Um, praised Jesus by being an altar boy, started
surfing, kinda, and um... jesus I'm boring. Oh yeaaa, got my ear cut off.
That was fun. Alexis just told me I have to tell the story now. It sucks,
gonna warn you in advance, but hell, if you're still reading by this point
I figure you're in it for the long haul. Ok, I was like, playing, or something,
and like, I fell, or some crap, and then like, I slid into like, a pillar,
like, yea. Gee, I type a bit like a valleygirl in flashbacks. Interesting.
Back to the story, sans valley girl. Yea, cut my ear off, 300 stitches, good
clean fun for the whole family. And then we moved to Savannah. Let me try
and contain myself to the excitment of that thought.
OK,
Savannah. I've lived here for a while now, going on aboot, ooohh, lets
call it....9 years. Um, kinda boring here, not too bad. Savannah was good
to me though. Got me into acting. Acting is fun. I like acting. Yea, I've
done a lot of stage stuff in town for the Savannah Theatre Company. Oliver,
Tom Sawyer, (in both of which I had the title role... yes, yes,
thank you) mostly musicals, you know, good clean fun. Progressed
into film, which led
me to S to
the
Ceezee,
A
to the
Deezee,
or SCAD for
the ghetto-laymen. Yea. I was on the wrestling team at my high school,
so make fun of that however you choose. And um, now I'm just kinda here,
being
cool. OK Byeeeeeeeeeee!!!! :-D" |
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